bla bla bla ya mum

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Mum came back from overseas and brought back pop tarts and perfume. I guess it made me pretty jolly, except im on the edge of being hospitalized for obesity. Pop tarts are so good! Holidays have started and what i've been doing is waking up in time for Oprah, watch that while getting dressed and then i head off on a journey to nowhere. It usually ends up being a journey to seven eleven. Today i bought mens tshirts and spent the day sewing them and cutting them up and making them pretty. HA! Cheap thrills.

I had such a good laugh today. It was over at how illiterate my dad is. But still, its one of those laughs that keep this mega joyous feeling in your tummy for the rest of the day. And every conversation is jollier than the last. I had a really nostalgic conversation today, about growing up in the 90s actually. And ive come to the conclusion that i really want to go back.

So right now, i still have the joyous feeling in my tummy and i might head off to watch the Wog boy for the gazillionth time farken. Ha! I might have pop tarts while i watch it.. and drink pepsi out of a wine glass. Its totally my new thing. Try it, you feel uber important.

By the way, to all women; don't like boys. Okay, like boys who aren't shit, because they'll make you sad.. and make you wait for them to talk to you.. and are so perfect. *sigh* I'll leave that for another time maybe.

nutella and lots of leather

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I didn't end up going to American Apparel today. I found the weather too crappy for the tram so i drove on down to Highpoint and decided to spend all my money there. I went to pay off my laybuy on my silver heels, which for so long i had complained about ... because they weren't patent black leather. And then i walk into the store and BAM! There were black patent leather versions of my shoes which had just come in. So i sweet talked the lady at the counter and she let me change my stripper silver shoes for the black pair! Oh the joy :) So i was REALLY jolly, so i thought, hey maybe i should try out this nutella milkshake i've heard of. So i did, totally overpriced for a milkshake, but hey who wouldnt pay decent moula to 'drink nutella'. It was pretty damn good, but i feel ill now. OH! And as i walked past this really cute bag store, they had a 50% of EVERYTHING day. So i scored a bag that was usually $160 for $80 :) Oh so jolly.

So here is a song of joy, sweeeeeeeeeet sweet joy.

Grum - Go Back (Le Castle Vania Mix)

all that jazz

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I watched "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" today. The front cover has one of those gaybar quotes, that try and make you rent the dvd, you know quotes from like the new york post and all that jazz. Well on the front cover of this dvd it says "A smart, sexy and seriously funny comedy". This movie pretty much is the saddest thing ever! HA! This dude mustve been high while he was watching it, deadset bruz.

Tomorrow i want to go to the American Apparel Store and maybe get this black lame skirt. Trust me, its much less tacky than it seems. Hopefully i can find a top to go with it. Oh! And i need to pay off my shoes and get myself a nutella milkshake.

Heres a song for your liking

Machines Don't Care - Afrojacker (Hervé & Sinden Mix)

peace.

just a little bit of wee came out

Two posts in one day, ha! Mint bruz. But i have to ooze my excitement everywhere and this is how we doooooooit. PARKLIFE 2008!! Martin Solveig (lovelovelove) Boy 8-bit (Kissy Sell Out's cool friend) Graffton Primary (oh they can cook) Does it offend you, yeah? (OHMYFREAKINGOD!) Dizee Rascal (!!! CHKCHKFKNCHK)

I'm pretty much very excited. The only thing that could make it if Daft Punk was humping my leg while I read the line up. So yer, I'm definately going, even if i have to force people to go along with me. yay!

gone mummy gone

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I just came home from the airport. My mum and brother have jet setted off to Fiji for four or five days. I'm pretty bummed I have to spend the four or five days with father. Oh well, I'll truck on :) I got a custard filled krispy kreme donut and it made me jolly. I didn't get up to much today, i pretty much woke up at 2pm, made myself look decent and went down to Blockbusters to get a few movies. I also got a slurpee and the guy at the sevlev was soooo jolly. HA! He made me smile lots. Anyways I've decided not to go out this weekend and study for exams instead. I know, major *shock-horror* but i want to spend my moula on clothes and shoes instead, all 50 bucks of it. Ha, i lied, i got more moneys its just not an extravagant amount. Safeways don't pay very well. I might head on down for a midnight slurpee later on, i might see the friendly sevlev dude again. BFF

Anyways, i really want to share this song with you, because its minty freshness. That sums it up right thurrrr!! Its pretty much a musical orgasm in 4 minutes. Madonna if you have four minutes to save the world.. this is how you do it bebz,

Boys Noize - & Down (Siriusmo VS Boys Noize remix)

chilli sauce is pretty good too

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I had an exam for uni today. The alarm went off at 9.30am. Ergh, def not waking up. So i turned around and changed it to "10.30am". Then it went off again. I changed it to "11.30". 11.30 came way too soon! I actually thought about not going, but I don't really want to fail e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. and end up getting kicked out. I ended up going and was seated near the most beautiful man - in the room...i guess? But he did it for me. He looked like a sexier version of Kissy Sell Out. DJs are so god damn sexy.

After the exam was finally over I went to McDonalds and had nuggets and sweet and sour sauce. It was divine! Sweet and sour sauce is officially up there with my top 5 condiments.
I've been told to watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Requim for a Dream. I was told last night, so i wrote it on my hand... and well HA the examiner didnt enjoy that i had writing on my hand.

I need new clothes. I pretty much live in my leather jacket and skinny legged jeans. I'm so boring. I have no normal day to day clothes, just slutty dresses and short skirts for when i go out. I might truck on down to savers tomorrow and give it a go...again

Anyways song of the day time. I really love the ipod advertisement song. YEP! You guessed it, its that boppy Coldplay tune. I dont know the words yet, ha im sooo terrible with lyrics but i try and sing along because it makes me jolly.

Coldplay - Viva la Vida

Peace out hombre.

scattered sunday

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I went to the movies last night and i did something i swore i would never do. Ever. This is because i didnt understand the fuss, the hype, none of it. I was peer pressured into it.... I ended up watching the Sex and the City movie. And i pretty much STILL dont get it. Horse-face wore some pretty sexy shoes, those gladiator heels were divine. But what a stupid movie, giving women false hope that they can have massive closets filled with jimmy choos and vivienne westwood gowns would be thrown at you after being in Vogue. ergh. What a load of shit. I can't afford a closet full of Manolos on a Safeways pay check.

I prefer the Wog Boy any day; i totally relate to Nick Gianopolous heaps. So this scattered Sunday i'm planning on going down to Blockbusters and renting The Wog Boy after paying my 50 dollar late fee fine for Donnie Darko. I should probably just buy it on dvd, but something about renting it gives me a cheap thrill.

Oh, heres a song im REALLY enjoying at the moment. Yum! Get it, listen to it and indulge your headspace in this sexy piece of music, just like it ALL should be.

Feadz - Humanoid (Chewy Chocolate Cookies)